ok this joke is hard to translate on text..
(but noraly you have to shout very hard in the end)
(and i can't change the size of my text also)
So basicly this joke is already ruined before i begon!)

Quote
What does a 400 pound parrot say when it's hungry?
[color:"orange"]CRACKER! [/color]


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