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Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them:
"It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."
"Vot do you mean it'z illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.
"Qvattro is just ze name of ze automobile", the Germans retort unbelievingly.
"Look at ze papers: zis car is designt to kerry 5 persons."
"You can'ta pulla thata one on me!", replies the Italian customs agent.
"Quattro meansa four.
You hava fivea people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking the law."
The German driver replies angrily "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over, I vant to speak to somevone viz more intelligence!"
"Sorry", responds the Italian official, "he can'ta come.
He'sa busy with a 2 guys in a Fiat Uno.
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In Sweden we tell this joke, only that i'ts the Norwegian border! Jokes are international! Here's a story for you!

The scene is a church in Germany. It's a sunday in the thirties. As you hopefully know this was when the Nazis rueld Germany, and hopefully you allso know that they hated Jews. And since it's sunday, there is a divine service (got it from a diktionary, it's what's normally goes on in a church on sundays).
Anyway, the priest is preaching his brains out about Jesus sacrifise or what ever you like (that is Bibelrelated, so he's not preaching about how gordeous his wife is) when he notes that one of the guis in the front road is carrying a jews star on his chest. In case you didn't know, in germany in the thirties they forced jews to carry jewstars on their chest so pepole could harass them (not very funny maybe, but that's the way it was, no matter if you like it or not, at least it helps the story out so it wasn't completely wasted (just as close as it can get)). That means, the guy in the fronty road was a jew. And, since they didn't like jews in a church they had to froce him to leave. The priest amd at a discrete sollution. That means he interrupted his preachery by saying:
"All jews have to leave the church." No less, no more. Pepole noticed a change in tone of the priest and woke up, wondering what was going on. The jew didn't move though. So the priest repeted:
"All jews have to leave the church." Pepole looked aroud, wondering hwo he referred to. The jew didn't move. The priest had to repeat himself once more:
"All jews have to leave the church." Pepole had now noticed who he referred to and was actively asking him to leave (ok, asking was the wrong word, since this was germany in the thirties).
And so, Jesus walked down from his cross, took Maria in his hand, walked forward tyo the jew and said:
"Let's go, they obviously don't whant us here anymore."
And that was the end (and point) of this story.

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