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So what's the clue of this joke? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />


It probably doesn't translate well to non Americans. In other words you need to know what "bee-bees" are. I guess they're something small. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/question.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/question.gif" alt="" /> (I have a vague idea that BBs might be small gun pellets in the US, but I'm not sure.)

Anyway, the joke is presumably that he has really tiny balls, but actually thinks they've swollen rather than shrunk...

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Here's another:

Two girls were lying on a nudist beach one day watching a rather hunky guy walking out of the water. To their amazement the water got to half way down his thighs and they still couldn't see the end of his 'manhood'.

Fascinated, they kept watching as he waded towards the beach. The water was now down to his knees, and still no sign of the end.... On it went, half way down his calves, and still no sign of it ending. Soon the water was lapping around his ankles and they still couldn't see the tip.

Finally, he stepped out of the sea, and the end of his 'manhood' was dragging a little on the sand....

"What you starin' at girls?" he said "Of course it shrinks when it's cold...." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

(This is a similar joke, but in reverse - if I understood the one above).