A friend of mine e-mailed me this one:


There was this guy who really took care of his body.
He lifted weights and jogged 6 miles every day.
One morning he looked in the mirror and admired his body and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the exception of his manhood, which he readily decided to do something about.
He went to the beach, completely undressed, and buried himself in the sand, except for his manhood which he left sticking out of the sand.
Two little old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane.
Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand she began to prod it around with her cane, remarking to the other little old lady saying
"There really is no justice in the world."
The other little old lady said "what do you mean by that"...
The first little old lady said "Look at that...
when I was 20....I was curious about it.
when I was 30....I enjoyed it.
when I was 40....I asked for it.
when I was 50....I paid for it.
when I was 60....I prayed for it.
when I was 70....I forgot about it.
And now that I am 80 the damn things are growing wild!!!


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