Filth warning!!! This is rather rude. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> but the punchline had me rolling..

Don't read if easily offended.

<span class='standouttext'>Spoiler : </span><span class='spoiler'>
There was a young man from Kent
Whose thing was so long it had bent.
It was simply no trouble
To put it in double
So instead of coming he went...
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<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> for some reason that last line has me cackling every time...