I used to know a site (who desided to quit [Linked Image]) with two funny lists in the same style. One what called "fun in the elevator" and the other one was called "the art of annoying others". Both really funny. "When someone enters the elevator, look suspiciouslly at him, then say "You're one of THEM" and place youself as far away as possible from him".

Übereil

Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.

Ambrose Bierce