The Duck.....not so funny

A man walked into his house with a duck under his arm and said, "This is the pig I've been shagging".

His wife said, "That's not a pig it's a duck!"

The man says, "I was talking to the duck!"

Mea Culpa's Demesne Note; artwork for Avatar courtesy of NWN and CEP Old Elven Saying: "Never say Never if you're gonna live forever!!!" "I didn't do it, it wasn't my fault"