You know someone is not so bright if they are/have....

01) Not the sharpest pencil in the pack.
02) A few clowns short of a circus.
03) The wheel's spinning, but the hamster is dead.
04) Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
05) Fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down.
06) Has a few lose screws.
07) Demonstrates proof that evolution can go in reverse.
08) Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
09) Is full of marbles.
10) Counts to 10 using both hands and feet.
11) Not playing with a full deck.
12) Sharp as a butter knife.
13) Uses white-out* to make corrections on their computer screen.
14) They trip over their cordless phone.
15) They think the extra fork at dinner is in case they drop the other one.
16) They jump out of a plane and ask for directions.
17) They return their bag of M&Ms because it was full of W's.
18) You catch them starring at an orange juice container because it reads concentrate.
19) They ask lightbulbs for ideas.


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