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The Girls Skinny Dipping and the Old Farmer

An old farmer in South Carolina had owned a large farm for many years,
with a large pond in the back, fixed up nice, with picnic tables,
horseshoe courts and some apple trees. The pond was properly shaped and
fixed up for swimming. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to
the pond, to look things over as he hadn't been there for a while. He
grabbed a 5 gallon bucket to bring back some fruit from the trees. As he
neared the pond he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.


As he came closer he saw it was a group of young women skinny dipping in
his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to
the deep end of the pond.

One of the women shouted "We're not getting out until you leave!"


The old man frowned and said: "I didn't come down here to watch you
ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding up the
bucket he said..


"I'm just here to feed the alligator."

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