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Those are good! Writeing a joke now is probably very stupid, bu what the heck...

Classical Norwegian joke (at least in Sweden...), three men walking the desert, an German, a French and a Norwegian. (allways three men...) They are all really thirsty, since they've been walking in that stupid desert for hours. Suddenly they arrives to this emty pool, and notices this sign that says:
"When you jump into the pool, say what you would like to land in, and you will land in it." OK, says the ftrench guy, I'll give it a try...
So he jumpes in and he sais "whine", since most french dudes drink whine, everyone knows that, and fair enough, he lands in whine. He swims around in it for a while, drinks a lot, and after a while he is pretty.. Well, in Sweden we sometimes say round under his shoes. Figure out what it means yourself...
When he had crawled out of the pool, and draged himself away to throw up, the German thought: "Cool. Let's try it out". So he jumps into the pool, and says "beer", since Germans drink beer, everyone knows that too. And when he lands the pool is filled with beer, and he does the same thing as the French, and when he's finnished it's the Norwegians turn.
So he walks to the pool, jumps down... But then he realizes he hasn't removed his watch, and he knows that it's a brand new rolex he bought for...just the heck-of-a-lot of money, so he says "Ah, Sh*t!"

Übereil