Originally Posted by Eguzky
Originally Posted by TheInfinitySock
Originally Posted by Nobody_Special
and the dragon will demand all your treasure as child support. silly

This is why I am glad that there is no child support in dnd lol

You kidding? Why do you think dragons hoard treasure?
The only species more likely than dragons to bang anything with a reproductive system is humans.

Well in that case the female dragon can become my sugar momma that works for me lol

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