A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to
the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two were very tired and
fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replies.
"Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

"Good." she replies. "Get your own f*****g blanket!"

After a moment of silence.... he farted.

to this day the "Gentleman" has refrained from eating beans before going on a train journey <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

Mea Culpa's Demesne Note; artwork for Avatar courtesy of NWN and CEP Old Elven Saying: "Never say Never if you're gonna live forever!!!" "I didn't do it, it wasn't my fault"