>> A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a
>> night light, turned the answering machine on, covered their pet parakeet and
>> put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab company and requested
>> a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave
>> their house. The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house.
>> They don't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat
>> the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to
>> get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit. Waiting in the
>> cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty for the
>> night. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's just
>> going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother." A few minutes later, the husband
>> gets into the cab.
>> "Sorry I took so long,"he says, as they drive away. "Stupid bitch was
>> hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to
>> get her to come out! She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck.
>> Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me.
>> But it worked. I hauled her fat [nocando] downstairs and threw her out into the
>> back yard!"
>> The cab driver hit a parked car...

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