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THINGS MEN KNOW


If you are still married after this ...... I suspect that the woman in the house will be borrowing Luc's frying pan ... very soon <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Where do baby planes comes from? A mother and her son were flying QANTAS from Perth to Sydney. The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the stewardess.
So the boy asked the stewardess. The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
The boy said "Yes she did".
"Well then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because QANTAS always pulls out on time ... Have your mother explain that to you.

Subject: the man of the house

The husband had finished his book, "Man of the House" by the time he reached home. He stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then after dinner, you're going to draw me a bath so I can relax.
And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
"The fricking funeral director," said his wife.

Mea Culpa's Demesne Note; artwork for Avatar courtesy of NWN and CEP Old Elven Saying: "Never say Never if you're gonna live forever!!!" "I didn't do it, it wasn't my fault"