Did you hear about the new divorced Barbie doll?
It comes with all of Ken's things.


An elderly couple in their 90's went to an attorney and asked for a divorce.
The attorney said, "Why do you want a divorce? You've been married for 70 years."
The wife replied, "We've always hated each other, but we wanted to wait until the children died."


The question is not, Can they reason? nor, Can they talk? but, Can they suffer?
~Jeremy Bentham