A guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come
as different emotions e.g. fear etc . On the night of the party, the
first guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a guy covered
in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest.

He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?"

And the guy says," I'm green with NV".

The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have a drink."

A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the
door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa
wrapped around her most intimate parts.

He says to this woman "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come
as?"

She replies, "I'm tickled pink."

The host says, "I love it, come on in and join the party."

A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and
the host opens the door to see two Irish blokes, Paddy and Mick,
standing stark naked one with his knob in a bowl of custard, and the
other with his knob stuck in a pear.

The host is really shocked and says, "Well, what the hell are you
both doing? You could get arrested standing like that out there in the
street like that. Anyhow what emotion is this supposed to be?!?!"

Paddy replies, "Well, I'm fokn discustard, and Mick here has just
come in dispair" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

Mea Culpa's Demesne Note; artwork for Avatar courtesy of NWN and CEP Old Elven Saying: "Never say Never if you're gonna live forever!!!" "I didn't do it, it wasn't my fault"