Butt Measurements

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks
over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really
big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill and
then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband
is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who
completely brushes him off.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers: " Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-a$$ grill
for one little weenie ?"
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