The unfortunate salesman was put back on the road after his stay in hospital, and the silly sod got caught in the middle of nowhere at night again. He came to a farmhouse and asked if he could be put up for the night.
"Well, I'm not sure if I've got room for you. I've already got a little red-headded school teacher staying in the barn for a few days." said the farmer.
"Oh, I won't be any trouble at all." replied the salesman. "You needn't worry about me and the little red-headed school teacher. I'm always a perfect gentleman."
"Well that's good of you, 'cos so is the little red-headed school teacher!"