A guy walked into a bar and said "ouch!"

A termite walked into a bar and said "Is this bar tender?"

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender said "So why the long face?"

A dragon walked into a bar. The bartender said, "You'll have to leave
or I'll call the cops." The dragon, snorted, "What are they going to
do, arrest me for smoking?"

The question is not, Can they reason? nor, Can they talk? but, Can they suffer?
~Jeremy Bentham