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A guy walked into a bar and said "ouch!"

A termite walked into a bar and said "Is this bar tender?"

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender said "So why the long face?"

A dragon walked into a bar. The bartender said, "You'll have to leave
or I'll call the cops." The dragon, snorted, "What are they going to
do, arrest me for smoking?"

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Drink Up Ye Cider.