A country man moves to New York. During the transition, his golden pocket watch stops working so he goes arround the city looking for a skilled watch mechanic. He tried several stores but nobody would take the laborious work. Finally, he stopped by a small shop with a giant watch above it. He entered it and asked the front-desk man: "Hello, I have a watch here. Can you please repair it?
- We don't repair watches.
- What do you do, then?
- We do circumcisions.
- Why do you have a watch above your store, then?
- What else do you want us to put there???"