No offence to anyone!!
A Belgian adventurer and a Dutch hunter were walking in the jungle. Suddenly they are captured by a wild tribe. The head of the tribe gives the 2 brave man the choice: Eather they get killed and eaten or they have to shuffle 100 of the same kind of nuts up their a$s. So they both go looking for 100 nuts. The Belgian adventurer comes back first and starts to put all his 100 hazelnuts up his a$s. When he gets to the 99th he starts to laugh and can't continue. He saw the Dutchman arriving with 100 coconuts... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />