A special for us ladies out there!!!!

Q: A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
A: Dating Children

Q: What should you give a man who has everything ?
A: A woman to show him how to work it.

Q: How does a man show he's planning for the future ?
A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Q: How was Colonel Sanders a typical male?
A: All he cared were for legs, breast and thighs.

Q: How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
A: At the circus the clowns don't talk.

Q: What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him.

Q: Why do bachelors like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.

Q: What's the difference between men and government bonds?
A: Bonds mature

Q: How do you get a man to exercise?
A: Tie the TV remote to his shoelaces

Q: What's the difference between a typical man and ET?
A: ET phoned home.
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