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Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

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Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?


Kyra_Ny <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />


Ooh! Sharp! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

Good ones, Kyra <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />.

Oh, ladies, please do not turn it into a two people thread with the anti-men jokes <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />.

I mean, really, if dogs are better than men, beer is better than women.

1. You can enjoy a beer all night long.

2. Beer stains wash out.

3. You don't have to wine and dine beer.

4. A beer will wait in the car while you go and play football.

5. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.

6. Beer is never late.

7. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.

8. Hangovers go away.

9. Beer labels come off without a fight.

10. When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer.

11. Beer never has a headache.

12. After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.

13. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.

14. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.

15. A beer goes down easy.

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