Hehe, here's another one from my dad;

If a Lady says "no", she means "maybe"
If a Lady says "maybe", she means "Yes"
if a Lady says "Yes", she is no Lady <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


Mea Culpa's Demesne Note; artwork for Avatar courtesy of NWN and CEP Old Elven Saying: "Never say Never if you're gonna live forever!!!" "I didn't do it, it wasn't my fault"