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Hehe, here's another one from my dad;

If a Lady says "no", she means "maybe"
If a Lady says "maybe", she means "Yes"
if a Lady says "Yes", she is no Lady <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />



"I might like you better
If we slept together
But there’s somethin
In your eyes that says
Maybe that’s never
Never say never"
Queens of the Stone Age* - Never Say Never



*: Possibly only a cover by QotSA


Ubi: You mean slander ?


By the way, I find the beer-women jokes as bland as what Galadriel (no offence, Galadriel) posted on the previous page: I just wanted to balance the thread <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />.