Tiger Woods drives his new Volvo into a service station in St. John's on his tour of Newfoundland.

The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Newfoundland manner, unaware of who the golf pro is...
"How are ya today".
Tiger bends down to pick up the pump and two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

"What are dey, Son? Says the attendant. "They are called tees." Replies Tiger. "They're for putting my balls on while I'm driving". Says Tiger.

Lard Jaysus!!! Says the Newfie, "Dem boys at Volvo tinks of fuckin everyting".


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