I would love it if we had a npc like Victor from Critical Role in Baldur's Gate 3

Critical Role - Victor The Black Powder Merchant - 1

Critical Role - Victor The Black Powder Merchant - 2

Critical Role - Victor The Black Powder Merchant - 3

Critical Role - Victor The Black Powder Merchant - 4

Cthulhu: FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS I LAY DORMANT, WHO HAS DISTURBED MY- Oh its you...
Warlock: Greetings my lord-
Cthulhu: LET ME SLEEP-