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There were three strings walking down the street and they decided to go into a bar for a drink.
The first string goes in and asks for a drink.
The bartender yells, "hey! we don't serve strings around here, get out!"
The second string hears the story and says, "let me give it a try."
Walks in, the bartender immediately yells, "hey you, string!
I just told your buddy, we don't serve your kind in here, get out!"
The third string hears this, gets a scissors, cuts himself in half, ties himself back together, and then roughs up one end.
He then walks into the bar, the bartender says, "Hey! You're not one of those strings that's been hanging around here are you?"
The string replies, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot!"

Get it, A Frayed Knot!



What?



That wasn't funny neither?

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