One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other

One was blind and the other couldn't see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A deaf policeman heard the noise
Came and shook the life out of the two dead boys
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!

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