How many grandmothers does it take to change a lightbulb?
<span class='standouttext'>Spoiler : </span><span class='spoiler'>Oh, don't mind me. I'll just sit in the dark...</span>

How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
<span class='standouttext'>Spoiler : </span><span class='spoiler'>Only one, but the bulb has to want to change.</span>

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
<span class='standouttext'>Spoiler : </span><span class='spoiler'>Fish!</span>

How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?
<span class='standouttext'>Spoiler : </span><span class='spoiler'>Two. One to change the lightbulb and one to hold the penis.

I mean ladder! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shame.gif" alt="" /></span>