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How many grandmothers does it take to change a lightbulb?
<span class='standouttext'>Spoiler : </span><span class='spoiler'>Oh, don't mind me. I'll just sit in the dark...</span>

How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
<span class='standouttext'>Spoiler : </span><span class='spoiler'>Only one, but the bulb has to want to change.</span>

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
<span class='standouttext'>Spoiler : </span><span class='spoiler'>Fish!</span>

How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?
<span class='standouttext'>Spoiler : </span><span class='spoiler'>Two. One to change the lightbulb and one to hold the penis.

I mean ladder! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shame.gif" alt="" /></span>


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How many men does it take to change the toilet paper roll?
<span class='standouttext'>Spoiler : </span><span class='spoiler'> We don't know, it's never been done before! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> </span>

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