Bill Gates soup of the day

PATRON: Waiter!
WAITER: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?
PATRON: There's a fly in my soup!
WAITER: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.
PATRON: No, it's still there.
WAITER: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup. Try eating it with a fork instead.
PATRON: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
WAITER: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl. What kind of bowl are you using?
PATRON: A SOUP bowl!
WAITER: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem. How was the bowl set up?
PATRON: You brought it to me on a saucer. What has that to do with the fly in my soup?
WAITER: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?
PATRON: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
WAITER: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
PATRON: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?
WAITER: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
PATRON: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
WAITER: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.
PATRON: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now.


[Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check.]


WAITER: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.
PATRON: This is potato soup.
WAITER: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.
PATRON: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.

[Waiter leaves.]


PATRON: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!

The check:
Soup of the Day ..................................... $5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day .....$2.50
Access to support .................................. $1.00



~Setharmon~ >>[halfelven]<<