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Let me try one:

Once there was an Englishman, a German, and a Norwegian working on a building under construction (somewhere, I've got no idea where you can find an Englishman, a German, and a Norwegian at the same time working). When it was time for lunch they all fetched their lunchboxes. The Englishman opened first and found the usuall Fish and Chips, which he got everyday. He says:
"Dammit, not again! I'm getting pretty fed up with Fish and Chips! I've got it everyday for the last 30 years, and my god, am I getting tired of it!"
Then the German opened HIS box, and found the usuall Bratwurst with Kartoffelsallad. He said:
"Nein! Not Bratwurst mit Kartoffelsallad again. Every day, for the last 40 years I've got Bratwurst with Kartoffelsallad, and I'm getting pretty tired of it!"
Then it was the Norwegian's turn to open his box, and he found the usuall Cod, so he said:
"Erm... It seems I've got Cod again... Hmm... It must have gone about 35 years, and I still havn't got anything else to eat at work..."
They all started to eat (with a great lack of enthusiasm), when the German suddenlly sais:
"If I get this to eat tommorow I'm going to jump down the wall." Since this was a pretty high building this would certainlly mean death. The Englishmen sais:
"Well, me too. I've eaten Fish and Chips for the last time!" Then they both looks at the Norwegian. They continue to look. The Norwegian looks back. After a while he sais:
"Ah! Well, then I think I chould jump down the wall if I get cod too..."

The next day, at lunch they fetched their lunchboxes. The Englishman started. He slowlly opened the box. It was fish and chips. He suddenlly looked much paler. He sais:
"Well... A promise is a promise." and quiclly jumped down the wall, and with a splash sound he died. The German and Norwegian looked at the red spot that used to be their friend, and then the German opened the box, quicklly. It was Bratwurst with Kartoffelsalad. He sais:
"Well then..." and jumps. The Norwegian looks at him. And then looks around at the now empty roof. He sais:
"Well, let's se what we've got in our box..." He opens, and it's cod. He sais:
"Well... I DID promice... Erm, let's see." Then he walks to the edge and jumps, and dies.

Later, at the funeral, the wives meet up. They had heard of the reason for their suicide, and they are all chocked. Hte Englishman's wife starts:
"Well, this is chocking. If he had only told me, I would have made him something else." The German's wife agrees:
"Well, me too." The Norwegians wife sais:
"Well, I don't understand it" (And here's the point <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />):
"my husband allways made his own lunches!"

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