More things to ponder
What is the speed of dark?

Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy alcohol when you can't drink and drive?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at the carpeting?

Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

What do you do when you discover an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?

If a turtle loses it's shell... is it naked, or homeless?

What do they call a coffee break at the Lipton Tea Company?

If a tin whistle is made out of tin... and it is... exactly what is a fog horn made out of?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why do they report power outages on TV?