Bumper sticker; usually on a cheap car
"My other Car is crap too"
"If my other car was a Mercedes, why would I be driving this?"
" Caution: Car driven by female with PMS"
And 1 for the Dutch/Belgians, some who may remember this:
"Rijjijofrijik"

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Mea Culpa's Demesne Note; artwork for Avatar courtesy of NWN and CEP Old Elven Saying: "Never say Never if you're gonna live forever!!!" "I didn't do it, it wasn't my fault"