Three World War II veterans were sitting in their local tavern one night. They got on to the topic of women and how they were all still able to seduce them at age 80. The Air Force Captain started "I remember scoring with this hottie just last month. A 75 year old still in full working order!"
The Navy Commodore replied "Ha! Well I scored a nice young 70 year old just last week. I called it off though after she wanted me to meet her kids."
They both turned to the Army General and asked "So when was the last time you got lucky?"
"1945."
Holding back their laughter they asked again "What? <hmph> You haven't been with <snort> a woman since <snigger> 1945?"
"What's so bad about that? It's only 2100 hours right now!"