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An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" He answered, "No."

The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the last one, was "Why?" The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."

Rominds me of a true story. A man was applying to become a police officer. On the application form it asked "Have you ever committed a crime?" He replied "Yes." Upon checking the database and seeing no convictions against the man, they arresetd him and used the application form as part of his testemony! (Oh, and he didn't get the job.)