In the year 2000:

"The annoying Aflac Duck will be replaced by the more annoying Affleck Ben."

"After being convicted, Michael Jackson escapes from prison disguised as a black man who likes grownups."

"Parents will no longer let their kids watch SpongeBob SquarePants, when it's revealed that SpongeBob once worked as a female contraceptive."

"NBC will air its most challenging episode of Fear Factor ever, in which contestants are asked to swallow the notion that Clay Aiken is not gay."

"While eating at a restaruant, a New York Yankees player will adminster the hymlic maneuver to a woman, promtpting the headline, 'Choking Victim Saves Choking Victim."

"The human race will finally recieve a message from outer space, a long boring message, about home refinancing."


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