I AM AMERICAN

Wassup...
I'm not particularly intelligent, open-minded, or well-liked. [color:"red"] Can't argue with most of us being intelligent[/color]
And I don't live in a safe place, eat a balanced diet, or drive very well.
I don't know Shakespeare, Da Vinci or Gutenberg, [color:"red"] I do [/color]
although I'm pretty sure they were American. [color:"red"]They weren't [/color]

I drink beer, not water, I am outspoken, not opinionated, [color:"red"] I like water [/color]
Guns settle disputes, not discussions. [color:"red"]No, swords do [/color]
Winning isn't everything, it's the ONLY thing, [color:"red"] Well DUH [/color]
And it's pronounced RUFF, not ROOF.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack, unless I go somewhere. [color:"red"]Not really [/color]
Burger King IS fine dining. Washing after peeing is for LOSERS, [color:"red"] BK? Oh... *throw up* Washing is good... [/color]
Twinkies and Moon Pies ARE GOOD for breakfast, [color:"red"] That sounds horrible [/color]
I have a SHED, NOT a GARAGE, and WWF ACTION IS REAL! [color:"red"] No its not, and I have both. [/color]

The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA is the ONLY country in the world, [color:"red"]You mean its not? [/color]
The FIRST nation of IGNORANCE, [color:"red"]That is true... [/color]
And the BEST part of SOUTH AMERICA!! [color:"red"] Its pronounced IM-HEIR-I-KAH[/color]
MY NAME IS JIM-BOB, I am married to my sister, [color:"red"] No its not, and that sounds bad [/color]
AND I AM AMERICAN!!!!!!!
[color:"red"] Hey, me too! [/color]


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