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Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo ...

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This one time, there was a painter (artist) that was sitting in his couch and talking to his model. They started to get very familiar with each other and moved closer. Suddenly the man hears his wife coming home and said to the girl:
" Quickly, undress yourself, my wife is home!!"