A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called
out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into
a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog,
and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and
turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your
loving companion for an entire week." The man took the
frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it
to his pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me
back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year
and do ANYTHING you want."

Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put
it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told
you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you
for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you
kiss me?"

The man said, "Look, I'm a Software Engineer. I don't
have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

~Setharmon~ >>[halfelven]<<