@ Mea

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> Poor dog!!

Q: Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?
A: To the retail store.

Q: What kind of dog tells time?
A: A watch dog.

Q: What has four legs and an arm?
A: A happy pit bull.

Q: Why is a tree like a dog?
A: Because they both lose their bark when they die.