A blind man enters a Lesbian Bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,
Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair
given that you are blind - that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 120 kg blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister - do you still wanna tell that joke?

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,
Nah ..not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

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