- Tech Support: "Do you have 3 1/2 inch diskettes?"
Customer: "No, I only have 3 of them."

- Tech Support: "Tell me, is the cursor still there?"
Customer: "No, I'm alone right now."

- Tech Support: "Ok, sir, please click on the 'gateway' tab."
Customer "You do know I have a Dell, right?"

- Customer: "Right, this computer's gone all crazy. It's blinking, beeping, and doing all sorts of stuff!"
Tech Support: "What were you doing with the computer at the time?"
Customer: "I was dusting it."




~Setharmon~ >>[halfelven]<<