One day, mom was cleaning Junior's room and she found a bondage S&M magazine in the closet. This was highly upsetting for her.

When her husband got home, she showed it to him.

He looked at the magazine and handed it back to her without saying a word.

She finally asked him, "Well what should we do about this?"

He looked at her and said, "Well, I don't think you should spank him."

Not in the mood for cheese?
That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!