Phil and Jill have been married for many years, but they are now in divorce court.

The judge asks, "Phil, is it true that during the last three years of your marriage, you did not speak to Jill?"

Phil replies, "Yes, your Honor, that is correct."

"And how do you explain this unusual conduct?" the judge inquires.

Phil replies, "I didn't want to interrupt her, your Honor."

Not in the mood for cheese?
That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!