[color:"yellow"]Confucius Says[/color]

Man who sit on tack get point!

Man who sink into woman's arms will soon find arms in woman's sink.

He who eats crackers in bed get crummy sleep.

Eunuch not strange creature, just man cut out to be bachelor.

Man who dream of eating giant mushroom---wake up with no pillow.

Boy and girl go camping together sure to have naughty intent.

Butcher who backs into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.

Chemist who fall in acid, absorbed in work.

Man do not mind bust in mouth if provided by beautiful voluptuous lady.

Man become old when he watch food instead of waitress.

Girl who make love in tomb may soon become mummy.

Wise man never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Man who drop watch in toilet have crappy time.

Man trapped in pantry have himself in jam.

Man who pass gas in church must sit in own pew.

Man with big mouth, beware of foot.

Man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic.

House without bathroom, uncanny.

Man who throw dirt, losing ground.

Two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn

Do not drink and park, accidents cause people.

Man who crosses ocean twice without washing, is a dirty double crosser.

Man who put cream in tart, not always baker.

Man who speak with forked tongue, should not kiss balloons.

He who have last laugh, not get joke.

Man who throw away watch, wasting time.


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