Well you ask I turn (doesn't sound well in english) <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> (it's somthing along the lines of Youe request I supply)



Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT what kind of salary he was looking for.

"In the neighborhood of $140,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."

"Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years...say, a red Corvette?"

"Wow! Are you kidding?"

"Yeah, but you started it." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

Not in the mood for cheese?
That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!