Two sand grains are lying on the beach.
Hey, said the first grain, I think we are followed...

This is a dirty one...
Two big fat droppings are playing soccer.
A diarrhia passes by: hey, can I play too?
No, you have to be a tough one! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

You want more? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />